You Can Take Your White Claw Hate and Shove It

I love White Claw and here’s why.

ecently I attended a small outdoor gathering and brought with me a six-pack of the popular hard seltzer beverage White Claw.

As I greeted the host for the first time, she looked down at the cans in my hand and made a face I’ve seen before when discussing White Claw. A face of both disapproval and disgust.



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Lauren Modery

Freelance writer; film Loves Her Gun premiered @ SXSW ‘13; used to be a Hollywood assistant; rail enthusiast; check out my dumb blog,